Brown, manual, 2 door 1061hp Nissan Patrol

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
11/07/2017 at 03:46 • Filed to: None

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Apparently, it out accelerated a Porsche 918.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Kat Callahan > Tapas
11/07/2017 at 03:50

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Wagonish I guess. Is it deisel?


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Kat Callahan
11/07/2017 at 03:55

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It’s a petrol Patrol SUV :)

I updated the post because it got Kinja’d.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Tapas
11/07/2017 at 04:24

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Though a similar truck famously out-accelerated a Porsche 918 , that build was essentially a Patrol body on top of a much-modified R35 GT-R chassis–it was also making nearly 2000 HP. Even with just over half that figure this one should still be very, very fast, and build quality looks to be quite nice inside and out.

Nope, this one didn’t out-accelerate a 918


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
11/07/2017 at 04:34

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Ah, thanks for clearing that up :)


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Tapas
11/07/2017 at 06:14

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These things were hilarious fun in standard form let alone batshit crazy as it is.

You could probably build something like this in Oz for much less. Shipping a stock MQ or GQ to the States and dropping an LS into it would be cheap too.


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
11/07/2017 at 06:57

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I’m laughing; ‘similar’ is only skin deep on this occasion. I mean one is a modified GT-R wearing Patrol body on the top, and the other is a Patrol that’s been modifed.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/07/2017 at 06:58

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I like this idea.

Even a tune on this would make it hilariously fun, without making me crap my pants lol


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Tapas
11/07/2017 at 07:04

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Actually you do need to be a little careful as the wobbly coil suspension and the hefty motor meant these were quite adept at swapping ends on the fast dirt...if you weren’t in 4wd.

The other option is a cab chassis version with the rear overhang chopped off.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/07/2017 at 07:14

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I wouldn’t want to mess with something special to that extent.

If there were autozams a plently though, I wouldnt mind going that extreme.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > AdverseMartyr
11/07/2017 at 08:34

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I would say this part is completely irrelevant in this ad.
It’s as if I had sold my 208 GTI by claiming “a similar car famously climbed Pikes Peak in 8'13"878 in 2013“

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Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Tapas
11/07/2017 at 08:35

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No problem, I found that part to be pretty misleading, apples and oranges